Monday, July 21, 2008
Recently, I have my English oral examinations. I shall start this topic which is "Chronicles of the English Oral Examination".
Interestingly, the teacher who invigilate us is actually Mr Law. This has become a nemesis for those who were having oral with him as our invigilator, not to mention me. It is actually both a good as well as a bad experience for me. Before the oral examination, I actually tell my friends that I will try to make him smile. Notice the word "try".
A lot of my friends who were taking oral with me are very scared and anxious due to the fact that Mr Law looks
abit strict. Ironically, I didn't feel anything at all because first of all, I have talked to people in front of stage for countless times already.
So before my turn, we actually become a invigilator and student who takes the exam. We pointed out each our friends mistakes and this helps us to score well for the oral. Then after that I said out a prayer so that we can score high for our oral.
Then it's my turn. I am trying to calm myself down by doing
alot of things like dancing and telling cold jokes. I prepare to sit down as Min-
Tsu approaches to Mr Law and started her examination. I intend to make funny noises so that I can cool down but I reject my idea. Reading for 4 minutes or so, Mr Law called me but I didn't hear because I am having a major ear wax problem. Min-
Tsu also tried to call me but she fail because she speaks too soft. Until come to a moment where Mr Law stands up and tells me to read softly, then I started to read softly.
Here comes the best part. I came to the chair as I sit down, Mr Law asks me to bring the script to him, so I did. Then he told me I may begin. Reading Aloud is alright because I pronounce all my words without being stumble (except maybe once or twice).
Picture Discussion is the best part I'm talking about. It actually talks about students eating and then there are parents which reminds us of the P1 Registration Day (of course in oral you cannot say like that).
So I say: After this picture is taken, I think that the
genitels will clean up the canteen.
Mr K says I pronounced my janitors as genitels. Therefore, I go out of point. The reason why I say janitors is cleaner too low class already, as a civilised cold joker and person, I must pronounced it as janitors.
Also, because of that, Mr Law managed to laugh because of my little cold jokes. I think I might fail my oral examinations.
Moral of the story: Always say cleaners or hygiene worker.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 7/21/2008 05:35:00 PM
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Monday, July 7, 2008
I shall start writing about yesterday first.
Sunday
As usual, wake up and go to church. I look very glum and emo at church because I can't think of any cold jokes to tell, maybe it is a good thing and maybe it's not. Morning we did a survey on Coke Light and Coke Zero. Seriously, I don't like both. Maybe because I am to obsessed in drinking F & N Orange. I never drink Coke Light before and as for Coke Zero, I only drink it once.
Then after that go to Jon's house to watch Facing the Giants. I am always quite confused on Facing the Giants and Facing the Titans and because of that, I thought I watched before Facing the Giants. Watched finished then after that as usual, LAN shop. My dota skills have been improved and because of that, I shall not use Tidehunter le(which keep killing Sebas the Naga Siren) and therefore I shall random hero.
Come back home immediately I know what to tell for cold joke. Immediately, I scammed people lor. Actually, what I do is to act blur that I thought Monday is a school day where it is a Youth Day. Act blur and quite a number of people got tricked and only three did not. They know I am a cold joker and that is why they are to smart le. Anyway I will be back. Good job for those who never got tricked and for those who does, you can try again on April Fools.
Today
It's Youth Day. Wake up first thing I do is to rewrite my "Rage" essay mainly because my story is too(and I mean it) childish and primary school styles. Seriously I don't know what to write because as a cold joker, I bring laughter but not rage. If the title is Laughter, maybe I can write but for Rage, too bad and prepare to get 0, or maybe I should use my statistics and write my most favourite argumentative. Anyway, after watching the Facing the Giants, I sort of have an idea. Yeah, quite inspirational until I have a lot of versions of endings. Then after as usual, slack around. Now what is left is the mindmap.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 7/07/2008 08:13:00 PM
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Saturday, July 5, 2008
Remiscense abit on what happen on two weeks ago.
Step into the school like around 7am. Come to school 1st thing I say is a lame joke le lor. Then after that go down and then attire check. All the boys are caught for their "long" fingernails, shoes and so for. I am also a victim. nvm. So after that it is the POA lesson. Mdm lau did not come. Then English. Recess. Mother Tongue, was told to recite the words and yeah. Maths learn probability and basically being lame and then SS a new start then lastly Chemistry.
Fast forward to the next monday because I forget what happen.
Next Monday
Basically again wear tie then morning assembly. Then after that go to class for POA lesson. Basically Mdm Lau is angry because the N level student never do the homework and yeah. So given another worksheet to do. Then after that english lesson. Do some picture discussion and because of that, being called up in front to do a live example of picture discussion and I keep laughing, 1st time ppl says that me and Mr K are father and son. Yeah, recess and then its Chinese. Again, recite the words then go through abit of the oral. After that it's Maths and basically its Probability again and its SS do some worksheets then Chemistry and it is quite funny. Basically we see a video on chemical reactions and every reaction(like Potassium + Water) it explodes mah, so whenever it explodes, I clapped lor. And then every explosion the whole class clap lor, quite funny.
Tuesday
1st lesson is Physics. We touched up on Magnetism and yeah. Then after that is English and this time round, Mr K did not come to class. So what we do is comprehension. Forget about comprehension its Mother tongue next and basically again. Recess then we do the CRPP. First time i am not very serious about this survey. Yeah, then its Maths and Probability again then we go Subway because there is a promotion which is half price. So the quese is long and we each bought a meal to eat lor.
Wednesday
Wake up to school, then come to lesson to do the 1st thing, which is homeroom. Mdm Lau lecture us about not have the feeling of giving and because of that, we feel quite guilty about it. Then its Chemistry, basically forget what we did le. Then after that its not a stranger lesson its English and of course, Mr K did not come again. So we did this "Rage" essay and because of this essay, I did not dare to do one word anymore. Argumentative still suits my tastes. Anyway its recess and geography is next and we actually do some pure geog n level paper. Then after that Maths basically doing vectors and then time for me to tutor. Tutoring abit I almost flared up and explode because Markus keep joking at me then i think abit, I am a Cold Joker, so I joke abit lor. After few minutes, lost interest and keep making cold jokes. Like how I disturb Annas and everybody laugh then Mr Ng come in ask us what happen. Yeah.
Thursday
1st lesson is POA. Then again, Mdm Lau checked our work and she found out that not alot of people finish the work. Then after that is PE lesson. I found out that I joke alot in the lesson. For example, I run with my favourite action and so on and so for. Recess then after that is English. Mr K is back and share with us his experience invigilating oral at the prison. Then after that is Chemistry, unfortunately cannot crack any cold jokes because I do not have any. Then its the most "boring" lesson, A Maths. Finish up the Integration and yeah. Its so easy on only algebra and I regret on taking O Lvl A Maths this year.
Friday
I promise myself not to tell cold jokes on Friday. First lesson is Physics, draw the magnetic field. Then after that is Chinese and again we go through how to do up the oral and then Social Studies. I forget to bring my foolscap and that means I forget to bring my homework because all my homeworks are inside the foolscap. Hmm... Recess then after that its Maths. Vectors again and this time round addition and subtraction of vectors. Mr ng warns me not to do alot of things and yeah. Then after that its Geography and then stay in class for 15 minutes i go off le. For devotion.
Shall leave my experience on sharing to next time.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 7/05/2008 05:05:00 PM
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Friday, June 20, 2008
Today woke up at 8am, check the 49th chapters mail and nobody send me anything. So nevermind. Then my baby sis, turn on and off the computer, then fall asleep again. I woke up again at like around 9, supposed to go to Chinese remedial but late by 1 hour. Furthermore, nobody in our class attend so nevermind lor, go to drop in centre to do somethings.
Yeah, so stay there until like 12+pm then Uncle Roger's daughter came and disturb me for a while lor. She keep using the kiwi a.k.a the woodpecker to peck me, give me a nice foot massage and yeah. Then after that went home take a bath and then yeah.
I just can't wait for Friday man. My sharing...
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 6/20/2008 07:18:00 PM
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
okay, so anyway i think i shall continue from yesterday.
yesterday hor at night... was browsing through pictures because want to look for class photos lor. decorate the desktop background abit as well as reminiscence abit.
This is taken during the Chinese New Year. I lying? Look at Mr Phua and Mdm Lau, they are wearing red. And... boys rocks.
The class photo. Where is Mr Phua?
This... if i am not wrong it is taken from the Singapore River. Stamford Raffles kenna cut down abit and you see our face? We love tourism.
I must admit something lor. 2B is better than 3D and somehow or rather 3D is better than 4D. Maybe it's because of my cold jokes but yeah, it's true. Everyone has been staying the same except that some has gone to a better place and then decomposed and group together into art class, d n t class, and the maths class, and then decomposed again and yeah, through train class. Really, it's quite fun being in 2B and 3D.
On the other hand, yesterday I have been preparing the sharing not sermon ah, i was given 15 minutes only. Anyway, I just find out that actually prepare sharing like distractions is so easy de. Half an hour I got something on my head already, it's just that I must scribble it down my idea as well as the wet weather plan in case my proposal not working. Just kidding. Anyway, yeah. Need to have logistics, manpower and budget le.
This is my "sian" schedule for the next few weeks:
- Awards Presentation Ceremony (not to mention polishing boots)
- Celebration of the "Grand" opening of the first day of school as well as telling of more cold jokes.
- Of course, surprise.
- The 15 seconds... no. The 15 minutes sharing.
- Of course lastly it is the welcome.
Sian ah. Right now I still do not have any brilliant ideas for the welcome.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 6/19/2008 07:43:00 PM
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
before i continue, my hair got problem or not ah?
in case u come to my blog again, happy birthday mentor. anyways nowadays, dunno whether i popular or wad lor, ppl like to shoot a bullet or fire an arrow at me until that.
just this morning, i was called to do a sharing about distraction. sharing right, nevermind, piece of cake.
my target audience: Upper Sec.
date: 4/7/2008
nevermind, i shared in front of the school dunno how many times le. but the problem is because it is devotion right, i want to be very serious cannot. want to make jokes also cannot or else people think that i like not serious at all. if i say out any word like "statistics" ppl sure fall asleep one cos im not talking about distractions lor.
luckily i got some ideas in my mind now which... if i disclosed it not interesting already.
anyway today went to school early in the morning. in school for 30 minutes already kenna shot down by a missile launcher already. nevermind, so after that is social studies remedial. i must admit, people down there like abit sleepy already lor, so wad i do is be abit lame lor, act cute abit and then yeah. of course after that it is the going through of the exam paper. i dunno why also. not funny but also like make it very funny.
mrs leong: first of all, what is the animal in the cartoon?
me: i know i know! it's a dragon!!
To clarify something, the picture shows a snake which represents terrorism and for fun i say the animal is a dragon.
mandy: cher, but multi-level organisation correct what.
mrs leong: multi-level means that different duties, here it shows that the snakes are the same.
me: mandy, u can say that if only the picture shows that the picture hor shows small snake, gecko, bird, fish, den u can say that.
the picture is trying to show that that terrorism leads to alot of small snakes being come out.
then...
me: mrs leong, for example in the ss paper hor, supposed if write in the answer script hor that the snake hor is king cobra, will my marks get deducted or not?
mrs leong: does the king cobra looks like this?
class: no.
mrs leong: well the marker may be lenient supposed because they assume that the king cobra belongs to the snake family.
yeah then out of the sudden dunno what happened...
adam: eh hao lei ur hair got something eh.
me: (look at my hand...) my hand got something meh?
random ppl: haolei ur hair really gt something eh.
me: of course lah, my hand holding a pen mah.
class laughed and super random mrs leong come and dunno why take something from my hair and yeah throw it onto the ground. and believed me or not, im not making people laugh or making any jokes or cold jokes. i seroiously dunno wads going on.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 6/18/2008 08:10:00 PM
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
for those who thinks i am dead, u are wrong.
anywayz holidays have been super sian for me. not totally sian but also abit busy. well as usual i have been camping at home to play games and for those who do not know i also camping in school to call people.
anyways who are those people who i called? girlfriend? sure or not? nope it is not. to cut the story short, i have been calling some old boys to invite them for a dinner and yeah call them invite them to come as well as update their particulars. it is a first time experience for me being a office "clerk" to pick up calls and yeah it's quite a good experience.
besides calling people and etc, as usual, after church activity lan gaming. find that my dota skills abit improve. not say until i master a hero le but as in my death rate is becoming lower and lower.
also holidays are going to be over le and i see the timetable. dunno what to say about the timetable but can say that we can sleep more cos now can wake up late le. but i still prefer going school at 7.25am. having been waking up at that time for like 3 years le and now it has become a habit to me le.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 6/17/2008 07:45:00 PM
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
I don't like holidays, really, especially June Holidays.
Anyway, this few days are quite sian. Yesterday was Chinese O Level, quite easy ah, can get A1 lah, that is what people says. Feel abit regret on not taking Chinese O Level this year, they say easy, can score.. blah blah. Yeah. Even the newspaper question for the composition is also very easy. The question is something to do with higher standards to hotels and shopping centres blah blah..
Anyway, hope the people who do the Chinese O Levels will do well and pray also that I will feel better not because I depressed or what, but I am sick. Holidays bored nevermind, one you sick ah, it's very sian already. Cannot take leave from school, cannot go out, must stay at home like what you do during the holidays. Anyway, yesterday night keep sneezing like nobody's business then today woke up then headache and fever already. But thank God now feel at least much better already. Phew.
Got to sign off, nothing to talk about.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 5/27/2008 04:07:00 PM
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
Okay, so school is over and it's time for both holiday as well as a time of revisions.
Morning is flooded with announcements and announcements. It's quite mundane to hear the announcements keeping flowing and I guess it almost makes everyone bored. Anyway, after the whole chunk of announcements, we have a forum with the key personnels. Again, it is very mundane. Some suggestions are quite good and the others are like quite.. bad. Anyway, after that, we have a spring cleaning/clearing before we get our report books. Anyway, skip that because it's not very interesting. So we get back our report books. Most of us does not talk about our results where we all should, but we are talking about the comments made by Mr Phua. Woah! The comments are all almost the same. Mr Phua wrote that I should not be complacent and almost everyone who are top few are the same. Yeah.
Then after that class is being dismissed and so we go for a breakfast with Jeryl, Lek You, Klara and... Cynthia. Memory is quite bad and I ate chicken rice. Don't have much appetite so yeah. Anyway, the cashier knows that I don't take chilli by looking at my face. Then after that chat for a while and talk talk. After breakfast walked home and finish up my Maths Holiday Assignment. Apparently, I have finished the holiday assignment, just that have to talk to Mr Ng about some mistakes about the holiday assignments. Come to think of it, all my holiday assignments are almost finished or finished le. Then finish Maths le, deciphering Rubiks Cube. First 5 steps know how to do but until the last part I blur le.
Anyway, my mid year results:
English -- 51
E Maths -- 83
A Maths -- 95
Science -- 86.5
Chinese -- 74 (Crap, teacher never give me extra mark and someone tie with me)
Combined Humans -- 50
Lastly... POA -- 87.5 (Win Wan Lin by 1 mark only..)
L1B2: 7 (I don't even care about that)
LMB3: 10? (I also don't care about that..)
L1R4: 10 (Can go into accounting course eh, hehe..)
L1R5: 16 (Umm... I don't even think of going JC)
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 5/24/2008 03:53:00 PM
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Everybody, please take note that I have made a quiz about myself. Have fun doing, and for noobs, please don't ask me for answers for the quiz.
So anyway, today it's another day going to SP. I was not really interested today because it is talking about engineering, one of the second infavourite (1st go to design except for game designing). But interestingly, after the talks and stuffs, it really change my perspective of Engineering related courses.
At first sitting down there is quite bored for me because Engineering isn't my cup of tea. Even right after the talk, really. I was saying that very sian. So after the talk, went for some breakfast and yeah. Anyway, then after that, we explore and find out more about other related courses. So first up it's the Clean Energy Diploma. Of course this job is going to deal with standing under the hot sun and doing things because it is going to involve Solar energy and wind. Biomass is included, though. So after the talk abit, I think because I am a environment rep, feel like taking the course. Then after that, talk about how the solar energy that is converted to electrical energy is being stored in a cell. Quite interesting.
Then next it's not really but I now understand why it is the hot course. Congratulations if you guess correctly, it's aeronautical or aerospace. I not really quite interested in aeroplanes, but actually I am interested "driving" it. And the chance of driving it is there, yeah. Of course not real life like that take off ah. Then really got problem le. But what actually happen is that I test on my flying skills by operating a simulator. Quite fun and Greg tried it first and he managed to get the hang of it and he managed to reached Selatar Airport (destination) but crash when reach there. Yeah, anyway nice try. So next I try for fun lor, cos quite fun mah, and people dun want to try. My flying skills quite bad because firstly land at the wrong place. Luckily I never crash the plane or something like that. Then secondly, yeah, very very bad navigation skills. At first quite scary, but you got the hang of it quite fun le.
Then its Robotics? Or something like that. That one really bores me up because I am not the one who really like to create things such as Robots. Maybe because it took a long time to create but I guess that summarizes everything. So we leave and early by 30 minutes. Then, what to do??? Buy lunch lor, people complaining he hungry. So I illegally export pizza from Singapore Poly back home and yeah.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 5/20/2008 07:49:00 PM
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Thursday, May 15, 2008
so today get back the rest of the results.
A Maths -- Got 76/80. Quite a few people get A1, as expected.
PE -- Fail liao. Just kidding, PE no examination. Congratulations to those who never tio trick.
Social Studies -- I even tell myself that I fail, and it did. Stupid SBQ.
Recess -- Eh I get A1 eh.. Kidding only.
English Paper 1 -- Mr K says in general that our essays are inlogical. Hopefully I am not. By the way, I scored in Paper 1.
Chemistry Paper -- Highest is 43. Am I the highest? For me to know and for you to find out. I shall let people guess how much I scored for my chemistry paper.
Yeah so that's the results I get back. In the end, I get umm... 5 A1s (4A1s, 1A2). So it's a royal flush.
Ehh my L1R5 = 16 [This is why I don't want to go to JC]
My L1R4 = 10 [10 pointer nia]
I think if I include my oral, I will score way higher than expected. So anyway tomorrow is education attachment in Singapore Poly. I knew its going to be very boring and this is proven with statistics. Anyway, hope tmr won't be very boring.
Life hav a balance ~~ posted timey on 5/15/2008 06:59:00 PM
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